Dumb jokes from Maine. Hope you like them. I did. :)?

Sep 11, 2009 by Camille | Posted in Jokes & Riddles

Computer Terms for Aroostook County (Northern Maine)

1. Log on - Make the wood stove hotter

2. Log off - Don't add no more wood

3. Monitor - Keep an eye on that wood stove

4. Download - Getting

that is halarious, i got off my chair and started laughing so hard i wet myself i thought jumping will get the feeling of using the b-room will go out of the way, and i sprained my ankle so bad, girl i am limping on one leg, AND SCREAMING THE WORDS WHICH

Sharon M | Sep 11, 2009

Dragging the Gulf of Maine- Cod Fishing

46 foot Dragger 7 miles North of Gloucester/Rockport, "hauls back" dragger net on "Special K" out of Pigeon Cove Rockport ...

fishing nets maine - News


Crews fish out lost nets to save trapped wildlife
USA Today - May 18, 2010
That cycle has entangled and killed nearly 54000 animals in 2775 fishing nets removed from Puget Sound by the Northwest Straits Marine Conservation

Holy mackerel, what a catch
Gloucester Daily Times - Jun 05, 2010
John Hobbs, Matt Shouday, David Jones, Damion Hooper and Mike Grindle make up the rest of the all-Maine crew. "The first batch of fish (approximately 20000

Sailing with the Brits, Scots and French
MiamiHerald.com - Jun 06, 2010
Sailing with the Brits, Scots and French Peer closely into the mist and you'll see the Maasdam behind the fishing boats and sailing yachts moored at Bar Harbor in Maine.

Groundfishermen wrestling with 'sectors'
Gloucester Daily Times - May 29, 2010
Since that trip, the Aaron & Melissa has been fishing on eggshells. "There's no yellowtail, pollock, Gulf of Maine blackback, and Georges Bank cod quota to

Marine Matters: Pay for Pleasure
The Free Press (press release) - Jun 03, 2010
Those rights included such things as drying nets along the shore, collecting seaweed, fishing or beaching vessels. In Massachusetts and thus in Maine,